Glorious Day for the Ministry Comrades!!!

After many long weeks spent by model North Korean workers, the Ministry of Truth is finally online. All directives and postings put forth here shall supercede any and all previous truths. Any deviance from these directives shall be considered THOUGHTCRIME and shall be punished severely since you would be a non-collectivist capitalist pig dog swine not worthy to lick Glorious Uber Comrade HRC's boot!!