Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Hillary vs. Obama?

Comrades,

Currently it may seem that Obama may be the Presidential candidate for The Party, but is he the right choice?
Glorious Uber Comrade HRC has shown that she will indeed be the only candidate that can and will lead us to the Worker's Paradise of the People's Democratic Republic of Amerika. All the proof you shall need follows. The candidates in their own words, first Glorious Uber Comrade HRC:

"It's time to put the common good, the national interest, ahead of individuals."
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It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. "
"I am a fan of the social policies that you find in Europe."
"I hope we will come together as a nation and do whatever it takes to keep guns away from people who have no business with them."
"We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground."
"We need to be as well prepared to defend ourselves against public health dangers, as we should be to defend ourselves against any foreign danger."
"I had a few ideas about health care, and I've learned a few lessons since then, but I haven't given up the goal."
"Too many people have made too much money."
"I certainly think the free-market has failed."
"(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
"It's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in the entire economy, that they are being watched."
"The money has to go to the federal government because the federal government will spend that money better than the private sector will spend it."

Now Obama:

"Our individual salvation depends on our collective salvation."
"It's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential."
"I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war."

As you can see, Obama has not proven that he is communist enough. He is not a true agent of the party! Aside from the above quotes, all Obama has blathered on about is 'Hope' and 'Change'. What does that mean? He is an agent of the capitalists comrades sent to thwart and subvert our goal of a communist Amerika!
Glorious Uber Comrade HRC, as seen from her quotes, has the means and plans to being about a Marxist Amerika! Oh sure he talks nice about Marxism and socialism and he wants a communist Amerika like all good party mouthpieces, but he is not the vessel of our salvation.
Trust me comrades, after Glorious Comrade HRC becomes the Supreme Central Committee Chairperson, there will be repercussions for those who have not remained loyal to the Party. Trotsky ring a bell?

"What can I do Comrade O'Brien? I want the People's Workers Paradise of Amerika, but Obama is going to get the nomination!"

Not true comrades! Keep faith! Glorious Uber Comrade HRC has a plan! She always does! She will convince those super delegates to see the light! And she will reward the faithful with cushy Party jobs when it is all over.

Take this as your last warning.

O'Brien

(HT to The People's Cube for the quotes)