Hillary vs. Obama?

Comrades,

Currently it may seem that Obama may be the Presidential candidate for The Party, but is he the right choice?
Glorious Uber Comrade HRC has shown that she will indeed be the only candidate that can and will lead us to the Worker's Paradise of the People's Democratic Republic of Amerika. All the proof you shall need follows. The candidates in their own words, first Glorious Uber Comrade HRC:

"It's time to put the common good, the national interest, ahead of individuals."
"It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. "
"I am a fan of the social policies that you find in Europe."
"I hope we will come together as a nation and do whatever it takes to keep guns away from people who have no business with them."
"We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground."
"We need to be as well prepared to defend ourselves against public health dangers, as we should be to defend ourselves against any foreign danger."
"I had a few ideas about health care, and I've learned a few lessons since then, but I haven't given up the goal."
"Too many people have made too much money."
"I certainly think the free-market has failed."
"(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
"It's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in the entire economy, that they are being watched."
"The money has to go to the federal government because the federal government will spend that money better than the private sector will spend it."

Now Obama:

"Our individual salvation depends on our collective salvation."
"It's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential."
"I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war."

As you can see, Obama has not proven that he is communist enough. He is not a true agent of the party! Aside from the above quotes, all Obama has blathered on about is 'Hope' and 'Change'. What does that mean? He is an agent of the capitalists comrades sent to thwart and subvert our goal of a communist Amerika!
Glorious Uber Comrade HRC, as seen from her quotes, has the means and plans to being about a Marxist Amerika! Oh sure he talks nice about Marxism and socialism and he wants a communist Amerika like all good party mouthpieces, but he is not the vessel of our salvation.
Trust me comrades, after Glorious Comrade HRC becomes the Supreme Central Committee Chairperson, there will be repercussions for those who have not remained loyal to the Party. Trotsky ring a bell?

"What can I do Comrade O'Brien? I want the People's Workers Paradise of Amerika, but Obama is going to get the nomination!"

Not true comrades! Keep faith! Glorious Uber Comrade HRC has a plan! She always does! She will convince those super delegates to see the light! And she will reward the faithful with cushy Party jobs when it is all over.

Take this as your last warning.

O'Brien

(HT to The People's Cube for the quotes)

Chicago Embraces Global Warming

Chicago is towing the progressive line when it comes to global warming, comrades. Being the largest city in the glorious Peoples State of Illinois, it damn well better. They are opening an exhibit on how global warming is caused by evil kapitalist white chiristian male pig dog scum and how it is everyones duty to wipe out this menace, after all we are doing it "For the Children"TM and if you don't do your part you hate children.

Along with globes to help visualize and educate the proles on how the evil kapitalist white christian male pig dog scum is destroying the planet, I expect there to be numerous organizations and placards about how such things as toilet paper is killing the blue spotted three toed pygmy tree frog which is indigenous to a two square mile area in central Borneo, and how your Cheetoes are destroying the atmosphere.

Also I would like to draw your attention to The Church of Reformed Latter-Day Climatologists.This wonderful Progressive Religion is the new and official religion of all true progressives. I sincerely hope that they will attended this glorious educational event to spread the holy word of the Prophet Al Gore (PBUH) and convert all the unwashed heathens into progressive caring Goremons.


Attendance is mandatory.

Zimbabwe

Comrades!

Glorious news from our brothers in Zimbabwe. After Comrade Mugabe took the main means of agriculture and production away from the hated evil White Christian Male and redistributed them to the poor suffering hard working native population of Zimbabwe, glorious things have been happening! It is proof positive how the evil hated white kapitalist pig dog christian male scum have oppressed peoples for far too long, and how once liberated from this oppression, they can achieve more and be better workers and citizens than the evil hated white kapitalist pig dog chirstian scum.

Read on and become weepy with the heady gloriousness that is wealth redistribution and communism!

To Action!!!

The dreaded Obama has not gone away as was originally planned. We shall find the person responsible for purging this menace and have them purged, fear not comrades. However now the Obama menace has reached a level that it is now the duty of every good progressive citizen to denounce this Obama and clear the path for the right true Queen of the new People's State of Amerika, Glorious Uber Comrade HRC. If you do not believe me, look here and see the vile damage that this false prophet has done!
Do not listen to him comrades! For if you do...all I will say is remember the Trotsky purges....

We simply do it for the children comrades! It's all for the children! We love them so!

Glorious News!

Glorious news in the class struggle of the Proletariat, Comrades! Our Comrade Indoctrinators in Seattle are teaching the truths of the Revolution to the very young minds that have not yet been warped by the evils of capitalism! The comrades at the Hilltop Children's Center in Seattle took away the young proles' Legos because they were incorporating "their assumptions about ownership and the social power it conveys." Furthermore these assumptions "mirrored those of a class-based, capitalist society -- a society that we teachers believe to be unjust and oppressive." Sweet music to all progressives ears!! But since we progressives don't want to stifle young creative minds the Legos were eventually given back to the little Lenin Pioneers but only after ensuring that they understood the evils of capitalism:

At the end of that time, Legos returned to the classroom after the children agreed to several guiding principles framed by the teachers, including that "All structures are public structures" and "All structures will be standard sizes."

And to show that these glorious efforts have paid off, some quotes from the little Pioneers:

"A house is good because it is a community house."

"We should have equal houses. They should be standard sizes."

"It's important to have the same amount of power as other people over your building."

The Indoctrination Program is in full swing comrades!! We now see the fruits of the glorious Proletarian Struggle Against the Hated Evil Capitalist Pig Dog Scum (PSAHECPDS for short).

in the world of the Father of The Revolution, Vladimir Lenin, "Give us the child for 8 years and it will be a Bolshevik forever."

I feel like singing!!

Not to be overshadowed by our Comrades in Seattle (not that this is a competition as all competition is barbaric and wrong, see here for a full explanation of the People's view on competition) our comrades in Illinois are on the front lines of the struggle yet again! In their latest push for equality for all, the State House passed a bill letting the poor oppressed illegal immigrants of Illinois obtain a "driving certificate" that allows them to drive legally in Illinois. They of course would have to provide proof of residency, proof of insurance, and a photo ID AFTER they obtain the certificate. Thats fair comrades! Illegal aliens have just as much right to driving, being in this country, and your stuff as you do! Stop oppressing them! Up next, giving Illegals the right to vote! Minnesota is on the forefront of this measure, but who will actually be the first to stand up to the evil hated capitalist oppressors and let everyone and anyone who is on the planet vote in US elections! After all, whoever is in power in Amerikkka affects the whole world does it not?

Minnesota on the Forefront of Progress!

Minnesota is leading the march toward the progressive utopia that Amerikkka is destined to become!

MOT tip to MN progressives: Be sure to include in your official releases the Party approved slogan of "It's all for the children"

Enemy of the People!

Ted Koppell has been deemed an Enemy of the People for his recent slanderous remarks which are contrary to Official Party Approved doctrine. All faithful Party members will publicly denounce this unperson and never ever watch, listen, or read anything by the unperson. Failure to comply will result in re-education.