Thursday, March 29, 2007

Glorious News!

Glorious news in the class struggle of the Proletariat, Comrades! Our Comrade Indoctrinators in Seattle are teaching the truths of the Revolution to the very young minds that have not yet been warped by the evils of capitalism! The comrades at the Hilltop Children's Center in Seattle took away the young proles' Legos because they were incorporating "their assumptions about ownership and the social power it conveys." Furthermore these assumptions "mirrored those of a class-based, capitalist society -- a society that we teachers believe to be unjust and oppressive." Sweet music to all progressives ears!! But since we progressives don't want to stifle young creative minds the Legos were eventually given back to the little Lenin Pioneers but only after ensuring that they understood the evils of capitalism:

At the end of that time, Legos returned to the classroom after the children agreed to several guiding principles framed by the teachers, including that "All structures are public structures" and "All structures will be standard sizes."

And to show that these glorious efforts have paid off, some quotes from the little Pioneers:

"A house is good because it is a community house."

"We should have equal houses. They should be standard sizes."

"It's important to have the same amount of power as other people over your building."

The Indoctrination Program is in full swing comrades!! We now see the fruits of the glorious Proletarian Struggle Against the Hated Evil Capitalist Pig Dog Scum (PSAHECPDS for short).

in the world of the Father of The Revolution, Vladimir Lenin, "Give us the child for 8 years and it will be a Bolshevik forever."

I feel like singing!!

Not to be overshadowed by our Comrades in Seattle (not that this is a competition as all competition is barbaric and wrong, see here for a full explanation of the People's view on competition) our comrades in Illinois are on the front lines of the struggle yet again! In their latest push for equality for all, the State House passed a bill letting the poor oppressed illegal immigrants of Illinois obtain a "driving certificate" that allows them to drive legally in Illinois. They of course would have to provide proof of residency, proof of insurance, and a photo ID AFTER they obtain the certificate. Thats fair comrades! Illegal aliens have just as much right to driving, being in this country, and your stuff as you do! Stop oppressing them! Up next, giving Illegals the right to vote! Minnesota is on the forefront of this measure, but who will actually be the first to stand up to the evil hated capitalist oppressors and let everyone and anyone who is on the planet vote in US elections! After all, whoever is in power in Amerikkka affects the whole world does it not?