Thursday, October 2, 2008

Central Planning is Almost Here!


Glorious day in the continuing struggle to bring about the worker's paradise of the People's Democratic Republic of America! As we have all heard by now the People's Senate has passed the Central Planning bill, commonly referred to as the financial bailout bill for the mouth breathers, bringing us one step closer to Central Planning! Of course we've told the sheeple that it's different from that original bill, because well it is different! Sure it's the exact same thing wrapped in a bunch of earmarks that no greedy politician will be able to resist voting for, but who's keeping track! We decide what the truth is anyway! Once the People's House rams this bill home, the first of many 5 year plans will be implemented by the Obamessiah starting next year. I'm all tingly in my legs!

Of course comrades this is by no means the end. The plan is as follows:

This bailout will not work and things will get even worse under our control (blaming it of course on George Bush).
Other industries will begin to falter such as the auto industry, rail, airlines, etc.
In our benevolent fashion we will take control of these industries as well for we cannot let them fail because think of the people that will lose their jobs!
Then we will control all means of production, wages, housing, and prices.
Then and only then will we have won!

I am so giddy with glee I can hardly contain myself!! The struggle that started in 1917 is finally coming to fruition!

Of course it could all fall apart if the sheeple wake up and badger their representatives into submission and the bill doesn't pass. That would be a dark day indeed. But let us not dwell on the negatives comrades! We need to focus on the positives and our accomplishments and look to the glorious future of peace! A world at peace beaten into submission and united under the banner of communism!

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