Chicago is towing the progressive line when it comes to global warming, comrades. Being the largest city in the glorious Peoples State of Illinois, it damn well better. They are opening an exhibit on how global warming is caused by evil kapitalist white chiristian male pig dog scum and how it is everyones duty to wipe out this menace, after all we are doing it "For the Children"TM and if you don't do your part you hate children.
Along with globes to help visualize and educate the proles on how the evil kapitalist white christian male pig dog scum is destroying the planet, I expect there to be numerous organizations and placards about how such things as toilet paper is killing the blue spotted three toed pygmy tree frog which is indigenous to a two square mile area in central Borneo, and how your Cheetoes are destroying the atmosphere.
Also I would like to draw your attention to The Church of Reformed Latter-Day Climatologists.This wonderful Progressive Religion is the new and official religion of all true progressives. I sincerely hope that they will attended this glorious educational event to spread the holy word of the Prophet Al Gore (PBUH) and convert all the unwashed heathens into progressive caring Goremons.
Attendance is mandatory.
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