Monday, February 12, 2007

New Cause of Global Warming Discovered

Glorious Comrade Margaret has discovered the biggest producer of global warming to date! She stumbled upon while doing intense Party approved research.
We must all join the cause and stop this menace before the polar bears have no snow to frolic in while the do their polar beary dances of delight! Think of their children! And your children! And your neighbors children! And children of things that haven't any children yet, but would if they knew that their children could do child like things while they are children living in their children world!! Children children children! Have you no heart?!
If you do not take up this fight you hate the children and all things child like and you will be purged by the children because you hate them so!