Monday, February 5, 2007

Glorious Uber Comrade HRC Speaks Truth o' The People

At The Party's Winter Meeting, Glorious Uber Comrade HRC stood up and shouted the Party's goals for the world to hear! The most beautiful segment, which brought the Party faithful to tears and the evil kapitalist pig dug scum to their knees was this:

"Again, we're working to try to push this agenda forward. The other day the oil companies reported the highest profits in the history of the world. I want to take those profits and I want to put them into a strategic energy fund..." (Full transcript of her Gloriousness's speech here. It is Party Mandated Required Reading.)

It is a glorious day comrades when the Party can openly denounce the kapitalist pig dog scum to the cheers of the masses! It is truly a sign of the massive progress The Party has made! Rejoice! Extra beet rations for all this month!

Glorious Uber Comrade HRC has stayed true to the Party's ideals throughout the years, unlike some un-persons who have since been purged from the records. You can see that she has spoke of the coming Worker's Paradise of the People's Soviets of Amerika since 2001!

Example 1 Example 2 Example 3 Example 4

Of course they are all of the same instance, the reason being that it is proof that she did in fact say those very things and others cannot claim that she is not one of the Party Faithful! I speak of course of those purveyors of hate and evil kapitalist pig dog scum ideology, Hot Air.

Do not be swayed or lose faith Comrades! The eve of the Workers Paradise is nigh! And remember, Glorious Uber Comrade HRC does it all for the children!

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