I am sure most of you have heard the glorious news comrades! For those of you who have missed the boat or have just gotten out of the Gulag, our glorious 'Bailout Bill' has passed!! I still chuckle every time I hear it called that for as we all know it has absolutely nothing to do with bailouts. Ha!
We now control private property....huh? What do you mean 'How do we control private property?' Moron. Sit down and take notes, polish your shovel while I am explaining this again.
When you have a mortgage on your house, do you own the house? Or does the entity that holds that mortgage own your house until you pay it off? So the bank held the deed to your house until you paid them back their money. Well now the bank doesn't hold that mortgage, the government does. So now the government owns your house until you pay off the mortgage. Through this method of control we can force all our 'green' crap down people's throats, force them to buy the heaters and air conditioners and water heaters that we want. And we can even dictate to people where we want them to live!!
"No no. We're not giving you a mortgage for a 5000 square foot house for just you and your wife, thats too big. Individuals are only required to have 300 square feet allocated to them. We will however give you the mortgage for that house if you are willing to take in 17 low income and indigent individuals."
Don't you see? This is the perfect method for control! This is the great leap forward The Party has been waiting for!!! Our biggest hurdle has been private property. Now that we have wrested that away from the masses the rest will be cake.
Sing the praises of the Soviet Union comrades! For we are victorious!!
O'Brien
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Central Planning is Almost Here!
Comrades!!
Glorious day in the continuing struggle to bring about the worker's paradise of the People's Democratic Republic of America! As we have all heard by now the People's Senate has passed the Central Planning bill, commonly referred to as the financial bailout bill for the mouth breathers, bringing us one step closer to Central Planning! Of course we've told the sheeple that it's different from that original bill, because well it is different! Sure it's the exact same thing wrapped in a bunch of earmarks that no greedy politician will be able to resist voting for, but who's keeping track! We decide what the truth is anyway! Once the People's House rams this bill home, the first of many 5 year plans will be implemented by the Obamessiah starting next year. I'm all tingly in my legs!
Of course comrades this is by no means the end. The plan is as follows:
This bailout will not work and things will get even worse under our control (blaming it of course on George Bush).
Other industries will begin to falter such as the auto industry, rail, airlines, etc.
In our benevolent fashion we will take control of these industries as well for we cannot let them fail because think of the people that will lose their jobs!
Then we will control all means of production, wages, housing, and prices.
Then and only then will we have won!
I am so giddy with glee I can hardly contain myself!! The struggle that started in 1917 is finally coming to fruition!
Of course it could all fall apart if the sheeple wake up and badger their representatives into submission and the bill doesn't pass. That would be a dark day indeed. But let us not dwell on the negatives comrades! We need to focus on the positives and our accomplishments and look to the glorious future of peace! A world at peace beaten into submission and united under the banner of communism!
Glorious day in the continuing struggle to bring about the worker's paradise of the People's Democratic Republic of America! As we have all heard by now the People's Senate has passed the Central Planning bill, commonly referred to as the financial bailout bill for the mouth breathers, bringing us one step closer to Central Planning! Of course we've told the sheeple that it's different from that original bill, because well it is different! Sure it's the exact same thing wrapped in a bunch of earmarks that no greedy politician will be able to resist voting for, but who's keeping track! We decide what the truth is anyway! Once the People's House rams this bill home, the first of many 5 year plans will be implemented by the Obamessiah starting next year. I'm all tingly in my legs!
Of course comrades this is by no means the end. The plan is as follows:
This bailout will not work and things will get even worse under our control (blaming it of course on George Bush).
Other industries will begin to falter such as the auto industry, rail, airlines, etc.
In our benevolent fashion we will take control of these industries as well for we cannot let them fail because think of the people that will lose their jobs!
Then we will control all means of production, wages, housing, and prices.
Then and only then will we have won!
I am so giddy with glee I can hardly contain myself!! The struggle that started in 1917 is finally coming to fruition!
Of course it could all fall apart if the sheeple wake up and badger their representatives into submission and the bill doesn't pass. That would be a dark day indeed. But let us not dwell on the negatives comrades! We need to focus on the positives and our accomplishments and look to the glorious future of peace! A world at peace beaten into submission and united under the banner of communism!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Never Forget
(/karacter)
This being the anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attacks on America, I need to have my own little memorial for those who fell that day and for those who have fallen since.
We must remember who these people are and they will never stop until they are all burning in hell.
(karacter)
This being the anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attacks on America, I need to have my own little memorial for those who fell that day and for those who have fallen since.
We must remember who these people are and they will never stop until they are all burning in hell.
(karacter)
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Hillary vs. Obama?
Comrades,
Currently it may seem that Obama may be the Presidential candidate for The Party, but is he the right choice?
Glorious Uber Comrade HRC has shown that she will indeed be the only candidate that can and will lead us to the Worker's Paradise of the People's Democratic Republic of Amerika. All the proof you shall need follows. The candidates in their own words, first Glorious Uber Comrade HRC:
"It's time to put the common good, the national interest, ahead of individuals."
"It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. "
"I am a fan of the social policies that you find in Europe."
"I hope we will come together as a nation and do whatever it takes to keep guns away from people who have no business with them."
"We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground."
"We need to be as well prepared to defend ourselves against public health dangers, as we should be to defend ourselves against any foreign danger."
"I had a few ideas about health care, and I've learned a few lessons since then, but I haven't given up the goal."
"Too many people have made too much money."
"I certainly think the free-market has failed."
"(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
"It's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in the entire economy, that they are being watched."
"The money has to go to the federal government because the federal government will spend that money better than the private sector will spend it."
Now Obama:
"Our individual salvation depends on our collective salvation."
"It's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential."
"I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war."
As you can see, Obama has not proven that he is communist enough. He is not a true agent of the party! Aside from the above quotes, all Obama has blathered on about is 'Hope' and 'Change'. What does that mean? He is an agent of the capitalists comrades sent to thwart and subvert our goal of a communist Amerika!
Glorious Uber Comrade HRC, as seen from her quotes, has the means and plans to being about a Marxist Amerika! Oh sure he talks nice about Marxism and socialism and he wants a communist Amerika like all good party mouthpieces, but he is not the vessel of our salvation.
Trust me comrades, after Glorious Comrade HRC becomes the Supreme Central Committee Chairperson, there will be repercussions for those who have not remained loyal to the Party. Trotsky ring a bell?
"What can I do Comrade O'Brien? I want the People's Workers Paradise of Amerika, but Obama is going to get the nomination!"
Not true comrades! Keep faith! Glorious Uber Comrade HRC has a plan! She always does! She will convince those super delegates to see the light! And she will reward the faithful with cushy Party jobs when it is all over.
Take this as your last warning.
O'Brien
(HT to The People's Cube for the quotes)
Currently it may seem that Obama may be the Presidential candidate for The Party, but is he the right choice?
Glorious Uber Comrade HRC has shown that she will indeed be the only candidate that can and will lead us to the Worker's Paradise of the People's Democratic Republic of Amerika. All the proof you shall need follows. The candidates in their own words, first Glorious Uber Comrade HRC:
"It's time to put the common good, the national interest, ahead of individuals."
"It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. "
"I am a fan of the social policies that you find in Europe."
"I hope we will come together as a nation and do whatever it takes to keep guns away from people who have no business with them."
"We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground."
"We need to be as well prepared to defend ourselves against public health dangers, as we should be to defend ourselves against any foreign danger."
"I had a few ideas about health care, and I've learned a few lessons since then, but I haven't given up the goal."
"Too many people have made too much money."
"I certainly think the free-market has failed."
"(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
"It's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in the entire economy, that they are being watched."
"The money has to go to the federal government because the federal government will spend that money better than the private sector will spend it."
Now Obama:
"Our individual salvation depends on our collective salvation."
"It's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential."
"I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war."
As you can see, Obama has not proven that he is communist enough. He is not a true agent of the party! Aside from the above quotes, all Obama has blathered on about is 'Hope' and 'Change'. What does that mean? He is an agent of the capitalists comrades sent to thwart and subvert our goal of a communist Amerika!
Glorious Uber Comrade HRC, as seen from her quotes, has the means and plans to being about a Marxist Amerika! Oh sure he talks nice about Marxism and socialism and he wants a communist Amerika like all good party mouthpieces, but he is not the vessel of our salvation.
Trust me comrades, after Glorious Comrade HRC becomes the Supreme Central Committee Chairperson, there will be repercussions for those who have not remained loyal to the Party. Trotsky ring a bell?
"What can I do Comrade O'Brien? I want the People's Workers Paradise of Amerika, but Obama is going to get the nomination!"
Not true comrades! Keep faith! Glorious Uber Comrade HRC has a plan! She always does! She will convince those super delegates to see the light! And she will reward the faithful with cushy Party jobs when it is all over.
Take this as your last warning.
O'Brien
(HT to The People's Cube for the quotes)
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Chicago Embraces Global Warming
Chicago is towing the progressive line when it comes to global warming, comrades. Being the largest city in the glorious Peoples State of Illinois, it damn well better. They are opening an exhibit on how global warming is caused by evil kapitalist white chiristian male pig dog scum and how it is everyones duty to wipe out this menace, after all we are doing it "For the Children"TM and if you don't do your part you hate children.
Along with globes to help visualize and educate the proles on how the evil kapitalist white christian male pig dog scum is destroying the planet, I expect there to be numerous organizations and placards about how such things as toilet paper is killing the blue spotted three toed pygmy tree frog which is indigenous to a two square mile area in central Borneo, and how your Cheetoes are destroying the atmosphere.
Also I would like to draw your attention to The Church of Reformed Latter-Day Climatologists.This wonderful Progressive Religion is the new and official religion of all true progressives. I sincerely hope that they will attended this glorious educational event to spread the holy word of the Prophet Al Gore (PBUH) and convert all the unwashed heathens into progressive caring Goremons.
Attendance is mandatory.
Along with globes to help visualize and educate the proles on how the evil kapitalist white christian male pig dog scum is destroying the planet, I expect there to be numerous organizations and placards about how such things as toilet paper is killing the blue spotted three toed pygmy tree frog which is indigenous to a two square mile area in central Borneo, and how your Cheetoes are destroying the atmosphere.
Also I would like to draw your attention to The Church of Reformed Latter-Day Climatologists.This wonderful Progressive Religion is the new and official religion of all true progressives. I sincerely hope that they will attended this glorious educational event to spread the holy word of the Prophet Al Gore (PBUH) and convert all the unwashed heathens into progressive caring Goremons.
Attendance is mandatory.
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Zimbabwe
Comrades!
Glorious news from our brothers in Zimbabwe. After Comrade Mugabe took the main means of agriculture and production away from the hated evil White Christian Male and redistributed them to the poor suffering hard working native population of Zimbabwe, glorious things have been happening! It is proof positive how the evil hated white kapitalist pig dog christian male scum have oppressed peoples for far too long, and how once liberated from this oppression, they can achieve more and be better workers and citizens than the evil hated white kapitalist pig dog chirstian scum.
Read on and become weepy with the heady gloriousness that is wealth redistribution and communism!
Glorious news from our brothers in Zimbabwe. After Comrade Mugabe took the main means of agriculture and production away from the hated evil White Christian Male and redistributed them to the poor suffering hard working native population of Zimbabwe, glorious things have been happening! It is proof positive how the evil hated white kapitalist pig dog christian male scum have oppressed peoples for far too long, and how once liberated from this oppression, they can achieve more and be better workers and citizens than the evil hated white kapitalist pig dog chirstian scum.
Read on and become weepy with the heady gloriousness that is wealth redistribution and communism!
Monday, April 23, 2007
To Action!!!
The dreaded Obama has not gone away as was originally planned. We shall find the person responsible for purging this menace and have them purged, fear not comrades. However now the Obama menace has reached a level that it is now the duty of every good progressive citizen to denounce this Obama and clear the path for the right true Queen of the new People's State of Amerika, Glorious Uber Comrade HRC. If you do not believe me, look here and see the vile damage that this false prophet has done!
Do not listen to him comrades! For if you do...all I will say is remember the Trotsky purges....
Do not listen to him comrades! For if you do...all I will say is remember the Trotsky purges....
We simply do it for the children comrades! It's all for the children! We love them so!
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