Friday, January 26, 2007

Banned Reading

Added to the list of unauthorized reading is this article which sole purpose is to spread lies about Glorious Comrade HRC. It is merely hate filled drivel put forth but the evil capitalists whose aim is to destroy all the hard work The Party has accomplished to move this nation towards the Workers Paradise. Glorious Uber Comrade HRC's driving force behind all her policies has not been power, wealth, and an over active urge to crush the independent souls of the citizenry. It has been 'all for the children.' After all it is she who said, 'It takes a village to raise a child.' Well in order to raise all the children in our village it requires huge government, strong monitoring of the sheeple, and strict laws and guidelines so that the children are raised in accordance to The Party's (and therefore the people's) principles. Plus in order to pay all those layers of government and monitors, we need to tax the beejeebus out of everyone. Everyone would be happy to pay 90% income taxes because 'It's all for the children'. You don't want to be labeled a child hater do you? I didn't think so. So fork over your cash and property because there are some high school drop out crackheads that need it more than you.

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